daytime is cool

Nothing brilliant to add after another beautiful day in paradise. Maybe calling someone on the telephone just to say "hello" and actually interacting with a human being outside of work would be a step in the positive direction.

Endymion called me last night.
Why?
Said he was trying to increase his interaction with human beings outside of work.
That sounds like something he would say. Where does he live now?
Tomahawk Street.
In Beauxdean? I never see him.
He says he rarely gets out.
What does he do?
He said he didn't want to talk about work. He works at an ether widget plant, though.
So what'd ya'll talk about?
Remember when my cousin from Wisconsin stayed with me for two weeks one summer?
Sorta.
Well, he did. He said that we were walking by the schoolyard one morning when they were playing baseball. He said that when he saw us, he got "inspired" to do something to get our attention.
Did you remember this?
No. He said that he had seen some guy do a back flip off a pickup truck and thought it was really cool. There weren't any pickup trucks around the school, but there was a tree. So he said that he went running up to the tree to try doing a back flip off of it.
Awww. He did all of that and you didn't see any of it?
Well, he didn't do a complete flip. He said that he got "upside down" but didn't bring his feet back over his head.
Oh no.
Yeah. He said he fell down on his head, cut his ear, got his breath knocked out, and bled all over his shirt.
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It wasn't that funny.
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Stop it. You're gonna make me sta... ( )
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